Lesson 8: Afterlife Quotes, Jokes & Humor

Lesson 8: Afterlife Quotes, Jokes & Humor

Quotes

Life is Hard, and then you Die. -- A Coffee Cup

What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal. --Albert Pike

If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do. --Angelina Jolie

For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead; Therefore over this Thou shouldst not grieve. -- Bhagavad Gita

Fear not death, for the sooner we die the longer we shall be immortal. --Benjamin Franklin

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile initially scared me to death. --Betty Bender

Death borders upon our birth, and our cradle stands in the grave. Our birth is nothing but our death begun. --Bishop Hall

What we commonly call death does not destroy the body, it only causes a separation of spirit and body. --Brigham Young

Death is the most beautiful adventure in life. --Charles Frohman

If Easter says anything to us today, it says this: You can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. You can nail it to a cross, wrap it in winding sheets and shut it up in a tomb, but it will rise! --Clarence W. Hall

If man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live. --Dr. Martin Luther King

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them. --Edward W. Howe

Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other. --Francis Bacon

Death smiles at us all and all a man can do is smile back. --Gladiator (film)

Dying seems less sad than having lived too little. --Gloria Steinem

You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper. -- Grim Reaper's rap from Bill & Teds Bogus Journey

That is not dead which can eternal lie, yet with strange eons, even Death may die. --H. P. Lovecraft

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. --Isaac Asimov

Death ends a life, not a relationship. --Jack Lemmon

Death Valley is neither dead nor a valley. --Jerry Bunin

Make sure to send a lazy man the angel of death. --Jewish Proverb

Nothing is certain but death and taxes. Of the two, taxes happen annually. --Joel Fox

Fear; if allowed free rein, would reduce all of us to trembling shadows of men, for whom only death could bring release. --John M. Wilson

Death (or its allusion) makes men precious and pathetic. They are moving because of their phantom condition; every act they execute may be their last; there is not a face that is not on the verge of dissolving like a face in a dream. --Jorge Luis Borges

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. --Joseph Stalin

Birth and Death are the two noblest expressions of bravery. --Kahlil Gibran

Ancient Egyptians believed that upon death they would be asked two questions and their answers would determine whether they could continue their journey in the afterlife. The first question was, "Did you bring joy?" The second was, "Did you find joy?" --Leo Buscaglia

Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them. --Margaret Mitchell

It is foolish to be afraid of death. Just think. No more repaired tires on the body vehicle, no more patchwork living. --Paramhansa Yogananda

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. --Rabindranath Tagore

Our fear of death is like our fear that summer will be short, but when we have had our swing of pleasure, our fill of fruit, and our swelter of heat we say we have had our day. --Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is just death in drag. -- Renegade Angel (Cartoon Network)

Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little. And every day he looks towards us and muses somewhat to himself whether that day or the next he will draw nigh. --Robert Bolt

I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not. --Robert G. Ingersoll

Life is eternal and love is immortal; And death is only a horizon, And a horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight. --Rossiter W. Raymond

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. --Seneca

Be of good cheer about death and know this as a truth--that no evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death. --Socrates

Is death the last sleep? No--it is the last and final awakening. --Sir Walter Scott

I only remember two kisses - the first and the last. The first, with my love and the last, with death. The first brought happiness and the last relief! --Srijit Prabhakaran

The difficulty, my friends, is not in avoiding death, but in avoiding unrighteousness; for that runs faster than death. --Socrates

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. --The Buddha

Death is well understood, it's life that isn't. --Tony Follari, Comedian

There is no death. No death, only change. Death is but to cease to be the same. --Unknown

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. --Unknown

One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly. --Unknown

We all labor against our own cure, for death is the cure of all diseases. --Unknown

The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death. --Unknown

There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year. --Unknown

We all to some extent meet again and again the same people and certainly in some cases form a kind of family of two or three or more persons who come together life after life until all passionate relations are exhausted, the child of one life the husband, wife, brother, sister of the next. Sometimes, however, a single relationship will repeat itself, turning its revolving wheel again and again. --William Butler Yeats, A Vision

Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it. --W. Somerset

For death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity. --William Penn

For life in the present there is no death. Death is not an event in life. It is not a fact in the world. --Wittgenstein

I'm not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens. --Woody Allen

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is. -- Yoda

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Jokes

Here, Eat This Root

2000 B.C. - Here. Eat this root. 

1000 A.D. - That root is heathen! Here, say this prayer. 

1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion. 

1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill. 

1985 A.D. - That pill is in-effective. Here, take this antibiotic. 

2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root. 

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How many Major Arcana Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

All of them:

0) The Fool has already started before anyone else is ready.

1) The Magician assembles an array of objects that might be needed,

Displays them to best advantage and starts discussing how to go about it.

2) The High Priestess sits in the background, knowing one thing is

Missing but says nothing.

3) The Empress fusses around making sure it is safe and nobody gets hurt.

4) The Emperor tells everyone he thinks it should be done right now

And starts delegating responsibilities.

5) The Hierophant offers advice on the missing part after consulting

With the High Priestess.

6) The Lovers umm and ahh about what wattage bulb to put in this time.

7) The Chariot charges in and starts doing it himself regardless of

The others' protests.

8) Strength surreptitiously places what's needed into Chariot's hands

And gets it done her way.

9) The Hermit suggests a candle in a lamp would provide light in the

Meantime.

10) The Wheel of Fortune laughs and reminds everyone that the light

Will need changing again in the future.

11) Justice works out whose turn it is to change the light and whether

The division of labor is being delegated fairly.

12) The Hanged Man contemplates how darkness can change our lives.

13) Death points out mournfully that this was bound to happen and how

Everything ends.

14) Temperance tells Death to chill out, it all evens up in the end.

15) The Devil tries to make the others take responsibility for causing

 The light to blow and creates bad feelings all round.

16) The Tower suddenly starts ripping out the original light fixture

So he can create a whole new more basic look.

17) The Star marvels at new beginnings and says how much she's looking

Forward to having the light working again.

18) The Moon continually offers conflicting advice, confusing everyone

 Until she wanders off to the relief of all.

19) The Sun wants to redesign the whole room around a much brighter light.

20) Judgment examines the bulb to see whether it truly was its time to

 Blow and ponders whether the bulb can be recycled.

21) The World suggests that any problems with the light are temporary:

 We had light once, we will have it again, and suggests focusing on the

Bigger picture.

Meanwhile, the Fool has already finished changing the light bulb and

Is off doing his own thing.

Author unknown.

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Humor

A Pagan In Hell

A Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing before some pearly gates. 

St. Peter asks him, “May I help you??"

The Pagan asks, "Where am I?" 

Peter says, "You're at the gates of heaven." 

The Pagan says, "But I don't believe in heaven." 

Peter frowns at him. "You're one of those Pagans, aren't you?" 

"Yes. I believe I'm in the wrong place; I'm supposed to go to Summerland." 

Peter says, "Sorry. We took over Summerland, and it's temporarily closed for remodeling." 

"What should I do now?" 

Peter says, "Well, since we don't allow Pagans in heaven, you have to go to hell. Sorry. Just follow that path that leads downward and to the left." 

The Pagan walks down to hell, where the gates are standing open. He walks in and finds beautiful meadows, happy animals, and clear streams of water. 

He walks on in and begins exploring, and after a few minutes a courtly gentleman walks up to him and bows politely. "Hello, I'm Satan. You must be the guy that St. Peter phoned me about. Are you a Pagan?" 

"Yes, I am. What's going to happen now?" 

Satan says, "Well, the fishing's pretty good, if you enjoy that sort of thing. There's a little refreshment stand down the road. And I believe the Pagan meeting grounds are right over the next hill." 

Suddenly, a hole opens up in the sky above, and a yawning chasm opens directly underneath it. The stench of sulphur fills the air. Hundreds of screaming, tortured souls drop down into the flaming pit, which immediately closes up with a thud. 

The Pagan, hardly believing what he just saw, asks Satan, "And what was THAT ???"

Satan rolls his eyes. "Oh, just ignore them. They're Christians; they wouldn't have it any other way." 

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On the Other Side

A Wiccan Priestess dies, and is greeted on the Otherside by her grandmother. 

After being settled in, the Priestess is given the grand tour by the grandmother, who shows her many places and introduces her to many fellow spirits. 

They see Druids cavorting in sacred groves, Norsefolk feasting and fighting in a banquet hall, Buddhists chanting in a pagoda, Native Americans dancing; everywhere the newcomer is made welcome, and makes new friends. 

Then the Priestess and her grandmother came to a large, dark, stone building, within which they hear the sound of singing. “Shhh” said the grandmother, with her finger to her lips, “Be very quiet.” 

So the two tip-toe past, and when they have gone on a little way the Priestess asks about this curious building. 

“Oh” says the grandmother “That’s just the Christians –they think they’re the only ones here.” 

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You might be a Redneck Pagan... 

If you think "widdershins" refers to the calves of the bereaved lady next door.... 

If you think fetch deer is a command you give yer dawg.... 

If you think a goblet is a young turkey.... 

If you think Drawing Down the Moon means demolishing the outhouse.... 

If you call your coven mates "Bud" and "Sis".... 

If you think a Great Rite is turning onto County Road 13.... 

If your Quarter candles smell like kerosene.... 

If you pronounce "athame" as "athaym" and "Samhain" as "Sammon" or "Sam-hayn".... 

If you think a "Sidhe" is a girl.... 

If your idea of the "Goddess" is the Coors Swedish Bikini Ski Team.... 

If your Bard plays the banjo.... 

If your 'Long Lost Friend' really IS.... 

If your lawn is decorated with at least one, preferably two or more, plastic pink flamingos, whom you regard as your familiars.... 

If your Wand of Power is a cattle prod.... 

If your ceremonial belt has your name on the back and a belt buckle bigger than your head.... 

If you call the quarter by invoking "Billy, Joe, Jim and Bob".... 

If you call the Gods by hollerin' "Hey y'all, watch me!".... 

If your favorite robe has the logo of a manufacturer of major farm equipment on the back.... 

If you've ever harvested ritual herbs with a weed whacker.... 

If your ritual staff is a double barrel shotgun.... 

If your ritual garments include any one of the following: plaid flannels, long johns, a pistol belt, or cowboy boots.... 

If you've ever blessed chewing tobacco or snuff.... 

If your ritual wine is Maddog 20/20, Night Train or White Lady 21.... 

If the instructions to get to your Covenstead include the words "After you turn off the paved road".... 

If your altar-cloth is a rebel flag.... 

If you use junk cars to mark the four corners of your circle.... 

If your Eternal Flame just happens to be under a still.... 

If you use an engine block for an altar.... 

If your High Priestess is your cousin - as well as your wife.... 

If, when drawing down the moon, you say, "Ya'll come on down, ya hear?".... 

If your pickup truck has an athame rack....

If your crystal ball made of polystyrene (i.e., a bowling ball)....

If your High Priestess has a spittoon on her altar..

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Redneck Pagan Charge of the Goddess 

(Tune: The Beverly Hillbillies by E. Scruggs) (Lyrical adaptation by Hare) 

Now listen to the words of the Great Star Mother,

In days long past called by one name or tuther,

"I am your Mammy, Queen of Earth, Air, Fire, Sea,

So you better quit your yappin' an' listen to me."

(Isis, that is...Astarte...Cerridwen)

"When the Moon is full, bright as a silver dollar,

Open up yer winder an give your Mam a hollar.

I'll hear you callin, jest as clear as a bell,

An I'll come a runnin an visit fer a spell."

(Circle, that is...Esbat...Draw down the Moon)

"Now y'all listen up, 'cause I'd hate to be a bitch,

When we have our shindigs t'aint none should wear a stitch.

Y'all will eat an' drink an' dance an' love, to show that you're free,

'Cause all acts of pleasure are sacred to me."

(Skyclad, that is...Great Rite...Cakes an' Wine)

"If you wanna know my secrets, then look in your own hide,

'Cause if what you seek ain't there, well, it won't be found outside.

The greatest Mysteries t'aint really dread nor dire,

I'm with you at the start, and at the end of desire."

(That's right, listen to your heart! Y'all will come back now, y'hear!)

Lesson 7: In-Memorium Ideas for Helping to Release the Grief of Mourning

Lesson 7: In-Memorium Ideas for Helping to Release the Grief of Mourning

This section contains ideas for memorializing those who have passed, whether a friend, beloved pet or family member.

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Ideas to Consider

Creating a funeral rite for a pet, friend or family member is a loving thing to do. Scattering their ashes in a place that was sacred to them is a beautiful way to honor their spirit. So is planting a tree in their memory, or making charitable contributions in their name. The ceremony or ritual should be appropriate to the person (or pet) it honors. 

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Anger, Grief & Mourning

Everyone grieves differently. One weeps, one rages, yet another goes numb. One culture requires sackcloth and ashes, extravagant mourning, while another expects a brave face and stoic dignity. All responses to death are legitimate. 

A man in an Egyptian village lost both his sons in a car accident. Distraught, he took his rifle outside and fired it repeatedly at the sky. When asked what he was doing he replied that he was shooting at God. There is nothing wrong with being angry when someone dies. A grandmother was so furious with her husband when he died, at 59, that she ripped up all his photographs. This made her feel better. It is normal to feel anger at an untimely or unjust death, and this anger must be acknowledged and dealt with in order that healing may follow grief. 

Howling grief is perhaps the only appropriate response to a child's death. You can literally write the anger out of your body, even if this means scrawling "Fuck God," or "It isn't fair" fifty times. Then take that paper out into the yard and bury it, releasing your anger. To some people it would make them feel better.

Closure is needed after a death to complete the grieving and begin the healing. Closure usually takes the form of a funeral, but not always. In the case of a murder victim closure may not come until the killer is caught and convicted. With an accident victim it may not come until the body is recovered, or the cause of the accident determined and corrected. Deaths without closure are the hardest to come to terms with.

Note: Ok, shooting a gun will most likely land you in jail, but I think you get the idea! And tearing up all the pictures of your loved one may be a huge regret later, so maybe photocopy them first and tear up only the copies!

Lesson 4: Funerary Decorations, Flora & Fauna to Consider

Lesson 4: Funerary Decorations, Flora & Fauna to Consider

Decorations, Food & Beverages, Music & Ambiance

Whether you want an all out funeral with the viewing and everything that goes with it, or you want just a simple memorial, the type of ritual and décor are just as important here as they were for your wedding (if you’ve ever gotten married). So why leave this to the family as well? Why not have your entire ritual ceremony from beginning to end already planned? It would certainly be easier on the family! Besides, if you hate daisies and they decorated with daisies because that’s what they liked, well, personally I be pissed….and there would be nothing I could do about it!

Now, if none of this matters to you, then don’t worry about it. But if you’re like me and you have very definite tastes, then at least consider putting together your own funerary rite, decorations, location, music, etc..

Ok, your location will pretty much determine your “seating” or not. It would be rather hard to carry a load of chairs to a wooded area. Conversely, in a park, it wouldn’t be so difficult, but do you want the public around for such a private affair?

Will there be food & beverages? Inside or outside eating? Quiet & subdued or ending with a party? Maybe a combination of the two? Will it be catered, or pot-luck where everyone brings something?

Do you like classical, new-age, or rock music? What sort of mood do you want to have? Maybe soothing at first and later move into something more upbeat.

A very loving project my sister and I did for my mother’s family when our Mom passed was to put together photo albums of Mom’s life with us, which of course, was after her growing-up life with them. This way they were able to see snippits of her life over the years, aside from the moments when she would go back for family visits. They really appreciated it, and we now each have Memoriam Albums of our Mother’s life that can be passed on to our kids along with all of the other photos accumulated over the years.

These albums and the photos others brought to the Memorial were placed on a specially decorated table with chairs so anyone could stop, sit, and browse through the pictures. That table ended up being the “center” of the entire day.

Another special table was where Mom’s ashes in their special box were placed for display. It was later taken to the cemetery and buried. The box was an octagonal inlaid music box that played “Amazing Grace”, Mom’s favorite hymn. We wound it up, placed it back in its protective case and buried it as we all sang along with the music coming from the music box. Even after it was completely buried we could still faintly hear the music box playing. That was very cool!

There really are a great many things to consider! So take your time, think it all through and begin writing it all down. Over the years you’ll make changes, tweaking it here and there, but at least you’ll know that you’re final event in this life will be what you want!

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Language of Flowers

Most people today have no idea that flowers have meanings, not just their colors. Floral & funerary services only go by color: white for purity, the sacred, etc.; bright colors to uplift, etc.. But did you know that one of the favorite flowers for funerary arrangements, the Gladiolus actually means “love at first sight”?! Unless the spouse and that person had love at first sight when they first met, I’d say this is about theee worst flower to have! 

In the comprehensive list below you will see what flowers are “good” for certain occasions and which are not. It is a great list to keep for future reference - and you’ll know something your florist won’t!!! There is also a list of the Birth and Anniversary Month Flowers as well.

The Language Of Flowers: What They Mean 

All flowers have a meaning. The Victorians used to use flowers as a symbol to express their feelings. Here is a list of different flowers and their meanings. 

A

Acacia - Secret love, Concealed Love, Beauty in Retirement, Chaste Love 

Acorn - Nordic symbol of life and immortality

Agapanthus - Love, Love letters

Alium - Strength

Almond (Flowering) - Hope

Aloe - Grief

Allspice - Compassion

Alstroemeria - Friendship, Devotion, Wealth, Prosperity, Fortune

Alyssum - Worth beyond beauty

Amaryllis - Pride, Determination, Radiant beauty, Timidity

Ambrosia - Love returned

Anemone - Unfading love, Anticipation, Forsaken, Expectation

Angelica - Inspiration

Aniseed - Restoration of youth

Anthurium - Hospitality, Lover

Apple - Preference

Apple (Blossoms) - Good fortune

Arbutis - Thee only do I love

Ash Tree - Grandeur

Asparagus Fern - Fascination

Aster - Love, Daintiness, Enchantment, Patience, Variety, Elegance, 20th Anniversary Flower, September Birth Flower

Astilbe - I’ll still be waiting

Azalea - Love, Romance, First love, Take care of yourself for me, Fragile passion, Temperance, Chinese symbol of womanhood

B

Baby's Breath - Everlasting Love, Innocence

Bachelor Button - Celibacy, Single blessedness, Felicity

Balsam - Ardent love

Bamboo - Strength, Loyalty, Steadfastness

Basil - Best Wishes, Love

Bay (leaf) - Strength

Bay (wreath) - Merit reward

Beech Tree - Prosperity

Begonia - Beware, Be cordial, Fanciful nature

Bells Of Ireland - Good luck, Gratitude, Whimsy

Birch - Meekness

Bird Of Paradise - Magnificence, Joyfulness, Paradise, 9th Anniversary Flower

Bittersweet - Truth

Black Poplar - Courage

Bluebell - Humility, Constancy, Grief

Blueberry - Prayer

Borage - Courage

Bouquet of Withered Flowers - Rejected love

Bouvardia - Enthusiasm

Broom - Humility, Neatness

Bugle - Lovable, Cheers the heart

Burnet - A merry heart

Buttercup - Cheerfulness, Childishness, Riches, Ingratitude

Butterfly Weed - Let me go

C

Cactus - Endurance, Warmth

Calendula - Joy, Grace, Grief, Jealousy, October Birth Flower

Camellia (general) - Admiration, Perfection, Gratitude, Loveliness, Good luck gift to a man

Camellia (pink) - Longing for you

Camellia (red) - You’re a flame in my heart

Camellia (white) - You’re adorable

Candytuft - Indifference

Carnation (general) Bonds of affection, Health & energy, Fascination, Distinction, Dovine love, Woman love, Yes, January Birth Flower, Mother’s Day, Teacher’s Day, St. Patrick’s Day, Ohio State Flower

Carnation (pink) - I'll never forget you, Mother’s undying love, A woman’s love

Carnation (purple) - Capriciousness; Whimsical; Changeable

Carnation (dark red) - My heart aches for you; Deep love, Affection, Admiration, Friendship, Pride, Fascination

Carnation (light red) - Admiration

Carnation (solid color) -Yes

Carnation (striped)- No, Refusal, Sorry I can't be with you, Wish I could be with you

Carnation (white) -Sweet & lovely, Innocence, Pure love, Woman's good luck gift, Faithfulness, Ardent love

Carnation (yellow) - Rejection, Disdain, You have disappointed me

Cattail - Peace, Prosperity

Cedar - Strength

Chamomile - Patience, attracts wealth

Chestnut Tree - Justice, Luxury

Chrysanthemum (general) - Cheerfulness, Rest, You're a wonderful friend, Optimism, Joy, Truth, Long life, 13th Anniversary Flower, November Birth Flower, Flower of the city of Chicago

Chrysanthemum (red) - I love you

Chrysanthemum (white) - Truth, Loyal love

Chrysanthemum (yellow) -Slighted love

Clematis - Clever, Intellectual, 8th Anniversary Flower

Clover (general) - Be mine, Faith, Hope, Love

Clover (4-leaf) - Luck

Cloves - Dignity

Columbine - Salvation, Strength, Wisdom

Coreopsis - Always cheerful

Coriander - Lust

Corn - Riches

Cornflower - Delicacy

Cosmos - Modesty, 2nd Anniversary Flower, October Birth Flower

Cowslip - Pensiveness, Winning grace, Beauty & grace

Cranberry - Heartache cure

Crocus - Cheerfulness, Abuse not, Gladness

Cyclamen - Resignation & goodbye

Cypress - Mourning, Death

Clover - Good luck

D

Daffodil - Respect, Regard, Unrequited love, You’re the only one, Happiness, The sun is always shining when I’m with you, 10th Anniversary Flower, March Birth Flower

Daffodil (single) - Misfortune

Daffodil (multitude) - Joy, Happiness

Dahlia - Instability, Dignity, Forever, Good taste, 14th Anniversary Flower

Daisy - Innocence, Loyal love, I’ll never tell, Purity, Love that conquers all, 5th Anniversary Flower, April Birth Flower

Dandelion - Wishes come true, Faithfulness, Happiness, Love’s oracle

Day Lily - Coquetry, 20th Anniversary Flower

Delphinium - Open heart, Ardent attachment, Lightness & levity, Big-hearted, Fun, July Birth Flower

Dogwood - Durability

E

Elder - Zealousness

Elderberry - Zeal, Kindness

Elm - Dignity

Eremurus - Endurance

Eucalyptus - Protection

Euphorbia - Persistence

F

Fennel - Worthy of all praise, Strength, Praise

Fern - Sincerity, Magic, Fascination, Confidence, Shelter

Fern (Maidenhair) - Secret bond of love

Feverfew - Protection, Good health

Filbert - Reconciliation

Fir - Time

Flax - Domestic symbol, Fate, Kindness

Fleur-de-lis - Flame

Flytrap - Deceit

Forget-me-not - True love, Memories, Hope, Remembrance

Forsythia - Anticipation

Foxglove - Insincerity

Freesia - Innocence, Friendship, Thoughtfulness, 7th Anniversary Flower

Fuschia - Taste, 3rd Anniversary Flower

G

Gardenia - You're lovely, Secret love, Joy, Sweet love, Good luck

Garland of roses - Reward of virtue

Garlic - Courage, Strength, Protection

Geranium - Preference, Stupidity, Folly, Comfort, Gentility, 4th Anniversary Flower

Ginger - Strength, Safety, Pleasantness, Warmth, Comfort

Gladiolus - Love at first sight, Infatuation, Pierced with passion, Give me a break, I’m really sincere, Flower of the Gladiators, Strength of character, Remembrance, Splendid beauty, Admiration, You pierce my heart like a sword, 40th Anniversary Flower, August Birth Flower

Gloxinia - Love at first sight

Goldenrod - Encouragement

Grass - Submission; utility

H

Hazel - Reconciliation

Heather (lavender) - Admiration, Solitude, Good luck, Protection, Beauty

Heather (white) - Protection, Wishes will come true

Hellebore - Beautiful year ahead

Hens & Chicks - Welcome home husband (however drunk you are!)

Hibiscus - Delicate beauty

Holly - Good will, Defense, Domestic happiness, Foresight, December Birth Flower

Hollyhock - Ambition, Fruitfulness, 13th Anniversary Flower

Honeysuckle - Generous & devoted affection, Bonds of love, June Birth Flower

Hops - Mirth

Hosta - Devotion

Huckleberry - Simple pleasure

Hyacinth (general) - Games & sports, Rashness, Apollo’s flower

Hyacinth (blue) - Constancy, Sincerity

Hyacinth ( purple) - I'm sorry, Please forgive me, Sorrow

Hyacinth (red or pink) - Play

Hyacinth (white) - Loveliness, I'll pray for you

Hyacinth (yellow) - Jealousy

Hydrangea - Thank you for understanding, Frigidity, Heartlessness, Vanity, Boastfulness, Gratefulness & understanding, Heartfelt emotions, Grace & beauty, 4th Anniversary Flower

Hyssop - Wards away evil spirits

I

Iris - Faith, Hope, Wisdom & valor, Your friendship means so much to me, Passion, My compliments, 25th Anniversary Flower, February Birth Flower, Tennessee State Flower

Iris (blue) - Faith, Hope

Iris (purple) - Wisdom, Compliments

Iris (white) - Purity

Ivy - Fidelity, Friendship, Affection, Wedded love, Anxious to please, Marriage

Ixia - Happiness

J

Jack-in-the-Pulpit - 7th Anniversary Flower

Jasmine (white or Indian)- Amiability, Attracts wealth, Sensuality, Attachment, I attach myself to you

Jasmine (Spanish) - Sensuality

Jasmine (yellow) - Grace, Elegance

Jonquil - Love me, Affection returned, Desire, Sympathy, Desire for a return of affection, March Birth Flower

Juniper - Protection

L

Lady’s Slipper - Capricious beauty, Win me

Lamb’s Ears - Support

Lantana - Rigour

Larkspur (general) - Fickleness, Ardent attachment, Levity, Lightness, July Birth Flower

Larkspur (pink) - Fickleness

Larkspur (purple) - First love

Laurel - Glory, Success

Lavender - Devotion, Happiness, Success, Luck, Distrust

Leatherleaf Fern - Fascination

Lemon - Zest

Lemon Balm - Brings love

Lemon Blossoms - Faithful love

Lemon Verbena - Attracts opposite sex

Lilac (general) - Youthful, Humility, Confidence, 8th Anniversary Flower, New Hampshire State Flower

Lilac (purple) - First emotions of love

Lilac (white) - Youthful innocence, Purity, 

Lily (general) - Majesty, Wealth, Pride, Innocence, Purity, Virginity, Modesty, The Soul of the departed has received restored innocence after death, Keeps unwanted visitors away, 30th Anniversary Flower, May Birth Flower

Lily (Calla) - Beauty, 6th Anniversary Flower

Lily (Day) - Coquetry

Lily (Eucharis) - Maiden charms

Lily (orange) - Hatred, Flame, I burn for you

Lily (Tiger) - Wealth, Pride

Lily (white) - Virginity, Chastity, Virtue, Purity, Majesty, It's heavenly to be with you, Virgin Mary

Lily (yellow) - I'm walking on air, False,  Gay

Lily of the valley - Sweetness, Purity of heart, Return to happiness, Humility, Devotion, Tears of the Virgin Mary, You’ve made my life complete, 2nd Anniversary Flower, May Birth Flower

Lisianthus - Appreciation

Live Oak - Liberty

Lotus Blossom - Estranged love

M

Magnolia - Dignity, Sweetness, Beauty, Love of nature, Nobility

Maple - Reserve

Marigold - Comforts the heart, Cruelty, Grief, Jealousy, Affection

Marigold (Pot) - Grief, Despair

Marjoram - Blushes

Mimosa - Sensitivity

Mint - Protection from illness, Warmth of feeling, Virtue

Marjoram (sweet) - Joy & happiness

Mistletoe - Kiss me, Affection, To surmount difficulties, Sacred plant of India

Monkshood - Beware, a deadly foe is near, Chivalry, Danger

Morning Glory - Loves you, Affection, 11th Anniversary Flower, September Birth Flower

Moss - Maternal love, Charity

Mulberry Tree - Wisdom

Mushroom - Suspicion

Myrrh - Love, Hebrew emblem of love

Myrtle - Love, Hebrew emblem of marriage

N

Narcissus - Egotism, Conceit, Self love, Self admiration, Formality, Stay as sweet as you are, December Birth Flower

Nasturtium - Conquest, Victory in battle, Maternal love, Charity, Patriotism, 40th Anniversary Flower

Nightshade - Truth

O

Oak Tree - Hospitality 

Oak (leaves) - Bravery

Oleander - Caution, Beware

Olive Branch - Peace

Orange - Generosity

Orange Blossom - Brings wisdom, Innocence, Eternal love, Marriage & fruitfulness, Purity, Pure loveliness, Chastity

Orange (Mock) - Deceit

Orchid - Love, Luxury, Rare & delicate beauty, Mature charm, Long life, Strength, Refinement, Beautiful lady, Virility, Chinese symbol for many children, 14th & 28th Anniversary Flower

Orchid (cattleya) - Mature charm

P

Palm leaves - Victory, Success

Pansy - Thoughts, Love, Loyalty, 1st Anniversary Flower

Paper white - Aphrodisiac

Parsley - Festivity, Thanks, Gratitude

Peach Blossoms - Longevity, Captive, Unequalled qualities

Pear Blossoms - Affection

Pear Tree - Comfort

Peony - Bashfulness, Shame, Good health, Aphrodisiac, Riches, Honor, Prosperity, Good fortune, Happy life, Happy marriage, Shame, Symbol of China, Indiana State Flower, 12th Anniversary Flower

Peppermint - Cordiality, Warmth

Periwinkle - Friendship

Petunia - Resentment, Anger, Your presence soothes me, Don’t despair

Phlox - Unanimity, United hearts, United souls

Pine - Hope, Pity, Warm friendship, Vigorous life, Spiritual energy

Pine (cone) - Conviviality, Life

Pineapple - Perfection

Pinks - Boldness

Plum Tree - Fidelity, Longevity 

Poinsettia - Purity, Good cheer, Success, Happiness, Celebration, December Birth Flower

Poplar - Courage, Time

Poppy (general) - Eternal sleep, Oblivion, Imagination, 9th Anniversary Flower, August Birth Flower

Poppy (red) -Pleasure, Consolation

Poppy (white) - Consolation, Sleep

Poppy( yellow) - Wealth, Success

Prickly Pear - Satire

Primrose - I can't live without you, Early youth, Happiness, Satisfaction, I can’t live without you, February Birth Flower

Primrose (Evening) - Inconstancy, Happy love

Protea - Change, Transformation, Diversity, Courage

Pussy Willow - Recovery from illness

Q

Queen Anne’s Lace - Sanctuary

Quince - Temptation

R

Ranunculus - Dazzled by your charms, Radiantly charming, Attractive

Rhododendron - Danger, Caution 

Rhubarb - Advice

Rose (general)(Red) - Love, Passion, Perfection, I love you, 15th Anniversary Flower, June Birth Flower, June is National Rose Month, National Flower of the United States, State Flower of Georgia, Iowa, New York, North Dakota, and the District of Columbia

Rose (deep red) - Un-self-conscious beauty

Rose( white) - Eternal Love, Innocence, Heavenly, Secrecy & silence, Purity, I am worthy of you, Friendship, Truth, Virtue, Girlhood, Humility, Spiritual love, But of the soul, Reverence, Charm, Happy love

Rose (white - dried) - Death is preferable to the loss of virtue

Rose (pink) - Perfect happiness, Please believe me, Appreciation, Admiration, Friendship, Sympathy

Rose (dark pink) - Thankfulness

Rose (light pink) - Grace, Gladness, Joy, Perfect happiness, Please believe me, Gratitude, Admiration, Gentility

Rose (yellow) - Friendship, Jealousy, Try to care, Joy, True love, Decrease of love, Freedom, Slighted love, Shows “I care”, Gladness

Rose (black) -Death

Rose (red & white together) - Togetherness, Unity, Flower emblem of England

Rose (red & yellow together) - Happiness, Congratulations

Rose (yellow & orange together) - Passionate thoughts

Rose (burgundy) - Beauty within

Rose (coral) - Desire

Rose (hibiscus) - Delicate beauty

Rose (lavender) - Love at first sight, Enchantment

Rose (leaf) - You may hope

Rose (thornless) - Love at first sight

Rose bud - Beauty and youth, Heart innocent of love

Rose bud (red) - Pure and lovely

Rose bud (white) - Girlhood

Rosebud (moss) - Confessions of love

Rose (single full bloom) - I love you, I still love you, New love

Roses (bouquet of full blooms) - Gratitude

Roses( garland or crown) - Beware of virtue; reward of merit; crown ; symbol of superior merit

Roses (musk cluster) - Charming

Rose (tea) - I'll always remember

Rose (cabbage) - Ambassador of love

Rose (Christmas) - Tranquilize my anxiety; anxiety

Rose (damask) - Brilliant complexion

Rose (dark crimson) - Mourning

Rose (moss) - Confessions of love

Rose (orange) - Fascination, Display feelings of enthusiasm

Rose (peach) - Desire, Gratitude, Appreciation, Admiration, Sympathy, Modesty

Rosemary - Remembrance, Devotion, Purity, Rebirth 

S

Sage - Wisdom, Virtue, Long life

Salal - Zest

Salvia -(blue) I think of you

Scabious - Unfortunate love, Widowhood

Smilax - Loveliness

Snapdragon - Deception, Concealment, Graciousness, Presumption, Dazzling

Snowball - Bound

Snowdrop - Hope, January Birth Flower

Sorrel - Wit, Affection

Spearmint - Warm sentiment

Spiderflower - Elope with me

Star of Bethlehem - Purity

Stargazer Lily (pink) - Wealth & prosperity

Statice - Remembrance, Sympathy, Success

Stephanotis - Happiness in marriage, Desire to travel

Stock - Bonds of affection, Promptness, You’ll always be beautiful to me, Lasting beauty, Happy life, Contented existence

Straw (Broken) - Broken contract

Straw (Whole) - Union

Strawberry - Perfect goodness, Esteem, Love

Sunflower - Devotion, Haughtiness, Loyalty, Warmth, Happiness, Wishes, Adoration, Longevity, Uncommon beauty, 3rd Anniversary Flower, Kansas State Flower

Sweet Basil - Good wishes

Sweet Pea - Goodbye, Departure, Blissful pleasure, Thank you for a lovely time, Lasting pleasure, I think of you, 30th Anniversary Flower, April Birth Flower

Sweet William - Gallantry, Smile, Finesse

Sycamore - Curiosity

T

Thistle - Retaliation, Austerity

Thyme - Strength and courage, Ensures restful sleep, Activity

Tree of Life - Old age

Truffle - Surprise

Trumpet Flower - Fame

Tuberose - Dangerous pleasure

Tulip (general) - Fame, Charity; Perfect lover, Elegance, Grace, 11th Anniversary Flower, Flower emblem of Holland

Tulip (red) - Perfect love, Believe me, Declaration of love, Fame

Tulip (variegated) - Beautiful eyes

Tulip (yellow) - Hopeless love, Cheerful thoughts, Sunshine in your smile

Tulip (white) - Forgiveness

Tulip (purple) - Royalty

Tulip (violet) - Modesty

Tulip (blue) - Watchfulness, Faithfulness, I’ll always be true

Turnip - Charity

V

Valerian - Accommodating disposition

Veronica - Fidelity

Vine - Intoxication

Violet - Modesty, Calms tempers, Induces sleep, 50th Anniversary Flower, February Birth Flower

Viole (blue) - Watchfulness, Faithfulness, I'll always be true

Violet (white) - Let's take a chance on happiness, Youthful innocence

Violet (purple) - Thoughts of you, Blue love

Violet (yellow) - Love of country

Viscaria - Will you dance with me?

W

Walnut - Intellect

Water Lily - Purity of heart, July Birth Flower

Weeping Willow - Mourning

Wheat - Friendliness, Riches

Wisteria - Welcome

Witch Hazel - A spell

Woodbine - Fraternal love

Woodruff - Sweet humility

Wormwood - Absence

X

Xeranthemum - Cheerfulness under adverse conditions

Y

Yarrow - Health, Healing, Sorrow

Yew - Sorrow

Z

Zephyr - Expectation

Zinnia - Thoughts of absent friends, In memory of an absent friend

Zinnia (magenta) - Lasting affection, Think of or in memory of an absent friend

Zinnia (mixed) - Thinking of an absent friend

Zinnia (scarlet) - Constancy

Zinnia (white) - Goodness

Zinnia (yellow) - Daily remembrance

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Flower Color Meanings

Black: Banishing, Discord, Endings, Grounding & centering, Releasing, Protection, Removal

Blue: Angelic protection, Blessings, Calm, Calming beauty, Changeability, Confidence, Creativity, Dedications, Devotion, Faithfulness, Fidelity, Forgiveness, Good fortune, Good health, Growth, Guidance, Happiness, Harmony, Healing, Influence, Initiations, Inner peace, Inspiration, Intelligence, Laughter, Loyalty, Meditation, Opening blocked communications, Patience, Peace, Protection, Reassurance, Sincerity, Spirituality, Success, Tranquility, Trustworthiness, Truth, Understanding, Unity, Wisdom, Wounded pride

Aqua: Peace, Tranquility

Dark Blue: Blessings, Changeability, Create confusion (use w/ white or you will be the one confused!!), Dedications, Devotion, Good fortune, Growth, Happiness, Harmony in the home, Healing, Health, Influence, Initiations, Inspiration, Laughter, Light, Loyalty, Peace, Protection, Spirituality, Success, Tranquility, Truth, Wisdom

Indigo: Ambition, Changeability, Deafness, Deep meditation, Defenses, Depression, Emotional problems, Halt gossip or lies, Impulsiveness, Inertia, Promotes stillness, Reveal deep secrets, Stop situations or people

Light Blue: Communication, Creativity, Devotion, Faithful (this is where the term “true blue” originated), Health, Immortality, Innocence, Inspiration, Male youth, Meditation, Patience, Peace, Protection, Tranquility & blessings in the home, Protection of buildings, Spirituality, Tranquility, Understanding, Young people (especially males)

Royal Blue: Joviality, Laughter, Loyalty, Power, Protection

Silver Blue: Deep wisdom

Teal: Ambition, Abundance, Change, Fertility, Finance, Fortune, Growth, Happiness, Material gain, Renewal, Success

Turquoise: Awareness, Change, Community mindedness, Creativity, Insight, Invention, Meditation, Originality, Renewal

Bronze: Grounding, Hard work, Neutrality, Protection, Strength

Brown: Animals & pets healing, Attract money, Blessings, Eliminates indecisiveness, Financial success, Find lost items, Friendship, Grounding, Harmony, Hesitation, House blessing, Improves concentration, Influencing friendships, Intuition, Material gain, Neutrality, Peace in the home, Special favors, Stability, Study

Dark Brown: Bringing solidity to the home

Light Brown: Material benefits for the home

Copper: Balance, Blessings, Business growth, Career moves, Fertility, Goals, Healing, Love, Money, Passion, Professional growth, Protection, Repels the negative

Gold: Attraction, Blessings, Charm, Confidence, Courage, Dedications, Fast financial gain, Fast luck, Financial benefits, Good or great fortune, Happiness, Initiations, Intuition, Justice, Luck, Masculine, Money, Peace, Playful humor, Positive thinking, Power, Protection, Purifying, Safety, Understanding, Wealth, Winning

Dark Gold: Beginnings, Prosperity

Pale Gold: Prosperity in health

Green: Abundance, Balance, Blessings, Charity, Dedications, Fertility, Finance, Fortune, Generosity, Good fortune, Growth, Harmony, Healing, Initiations, Luck, Marriage, Material gain, Money, Personal goals, Prosperity, Rejuvenation, Renewal, Success, Wealth

Apple Green: Emotional healing, Protection

Chartreuse: Confidence, Growth, Prosperity, Travel

Dark Green: Ambition, Blessings, Financial matters, Greed, Jealousy

Emerald: Attracts abundance, Fertility, Love attraction, Social pleasures

Lime: Success

Mint: Financial gains (use w/ gold &/or silver)

Olive: Anger, Cowardice, Discord, Jealousy, Sickness

Sea Green: Calming, Emotional healing, Protection

Grey: Complex issues, Sparks confusion, Negates or neutralizes a negative influence, Banishment, Releasing of issues

Charcoal Grey: Glamour

Light Grey: Confusion, Destruction, Dreams, Intuition, Neutralization, Removes negativity, Stability, Stalemate

Magenta: Spiritual healing, Exorcism of anything negative, Inner/self love, Positive rapid changes, Quick changes, Spiritual healing, Super power

Orange: Action, Adaptability, Ambition, Attraction, Authority, Blessings, Business goals, Career goals, Changes luck, Control, Courage, Draw good things, Encouragement, Enthusiasm, Fortune, Friendship, Good luck, Inspiration, Joy, Justice, Kindness, Legal matters, Material gain, Overcome addictions, Physical action, Positive thinking, Power, Promotes fun, Property deals, Recharges the intellect, Seal a spell, Selling, Stimulates sociability, Stimulation, Strength, Success, Sudden changes, Vitality

Apricot: Gentle strength, Joy 

Burnt Orange: Love bondage, Opportunity

Peach: Calming, Friendship, Gentle strength, Inspiration, Joy, Unity

Terra Cotta: Attract a soul mate

Pink: Affection, Caring, Emotional healing, Emotional love, Friendships, Gentleness, Harmony, Honor, Love, Nurturing, Partnerships, Peace, Relationships, Romance, Selfless love, Service, Spiritual awakening, Spiritual healing, Togetherness, Wishes

Dark Pink: Dispel gloom & negativity

Hot Pink: Extreme joy, Sensual pleasure

Light Pink: Friendships, Young females

Rose Pink: Enhance relationships, Self-love

Purple: Ambition, Blessings, Break bad luck, Business progress, Dedications, Financial reward, Goals, Hidden knowledge, Honors, Idealism, Independence, Influence people in high places, Initiations, Intuition, Power, Progress, Protection, Royalty, Self assurance, Spiritual healing, Stress relief, Success, Wisdom

Dark Purple: Government, Wisdom

Lavender: Dignity, Favors for others, Healing, Intuition, Knowledge, Peace, Protection, Spirituality

Orchid: Happiness, Healing, Power

Violet: Attraction, Healing, Intuition, Inspiration, Peace, Piety, Power, Sentiment, Spirituality, Tension, Truth

Red: Ambition, Anger, Blessings, Career goals, Charity, Cleansing, Courage, Danger, Dedications, Driving force, Energy, Enthusiasm, Fast action, Fertility, Fiery, Health, Initiations, Intense desire, Love, Lust, Pain, Passion, Power, Purifying, Romantic atmosphere, Stamina, Strength, Will power

Burgundy: Sensuality

Cranberry: Courage, Love, Passion

Crimson: Affection, Anxiety, Beauty, Joy, Pleasure, Sovereignty, Wealth

Light Red: Deep platonic affection

Ruby: Passionate anger or love

Silver: Communication, Dreams, Fast money, Gambling, Intuition, Meditation, Neutrality, Stability, Victory, Wisdom

White: Blessings, Cleansing, Confound enemies, Create illusion, Dedications, Healing, Initiations, Life attainments, Peace, Positive vibration, Protection, Purity, Sincerity, Spiritual enlightenment, Spirituality, Truth seeking, Virtue, Wholeness

Yellow: Accelerated learning, Activity, Action, Attraction, Blessings, Breaking mental blocks, Charm, Cleansing, Comfort, Confidence, Courage, Creativity, Concentration, Dedications, Gain confidence of others, Healing, Imagination, Initiations, Intelligence, Joy, Knowledge, Logical imagination, Memory, Mental powers, Mind, New skills, Power of persuasion, Protection, Selling yourself, Sudden changes, Trade, Travel, Unity

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Anniversary Flowers

1st - Pansy

2nd - Lily of the Valley, Cosmos

3rd - Sunflower, Fuschia

4th - Hydrangea, Geranium

5th - Daisy

6th - Calla Lily

7th - Freesia, Jack-in-the-Pulpit

8th - Lilac, Clematis

9th - Bird of Paradise, Poppy

10th - Daffodil

11th - Tulip, Morning Glory

12th - Peony

13th - Chrysanthemum, Hollyhock

14th - Orchid, Dahlia 

15th - Rose

20th - Aster, Day Lily

25th - Iris

28th - Orchid

30th - Lily, Sweet Pea

40th - Gladiolus, Nasturtium

50th - Violet

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Birth Month Flowers

January - Carnation, Snowdrop

February - Iris, Violet, Primrose

March - Daffodil, Jonquil

April - Daisy, Sweet Pea

May - Lily, Lily of the Valley

June - Rose (red), Honeysuckle 

July - Delphinium, Larkspur, Water Lily

August - Gladiolus, Poppy 

September - Aster, Morning Glory

October - Calendula, Cosmos

November - Chrysanthemum

December - Poinsettia, Narcissus, Holly